Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Monday, May 18, 2009

I'm a Mature Adult

I am a mature adult. I go to mature, sophisticated, adult parties. And I have proof:



Does it get more sophisticated than a moon bounce, or, as I always called them, Jupiter Jump? I dare say it does not.

Oh, and it was a pajama party too. Neil throws a great party.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Tacos!

Because everyone needs a folk song about Taco Bell. Even though I prefer Taco Bueno.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Because I Heart March 17th

Since I don't find St. Patrick's Day to be as overrated as my friend does, I generally attempt to live it up in whatever way my whims lead me, especially in the past couple of years. I, however, have no intention of divulging the details of the afternoon/evening except to say that:
1) A lot of Mexican food was eaten. From Ted's. Yum. And met Becky's baby Riley Ann!
Natascha and Riley Ann
Natascha with Riley
2) I did NOT get sunburned.
Badass
3) I got a mug this year!
Whitney, Natascha, and Me
4) One of my coworkers decided to kiss me because I'm Irish BEFORE I put on my button.
5) We did spot a superb mullet, but did not get a photo of it like last year. We had to settle for this:
Dibs!
6) To quote Sweet Home Alabama, we saw a baby. In a bar.
Baby in a Bar
7) I took my green whistle and actually didn't get annoying with it!
Tweet! Shot Time!
8) But apparently Natascha still thought I was bad. Or decided to institute a game of Alumni Ass Tag.
Spank!

All in all a fantastic and eventful St. Patrick's Day with my badass friends.
John and Natascha

Natascha and Me
Yeah, we're cool.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Dichotomy

Today, the kids from Oklahoma Christian School came for a tour. In the events center, the Oklahoma Malt Beverage Association was having a conference. I love where I work.

And no, to my knowledge the Malt Beverage Association did not leave any samples.

To add to the fun, the power went out suddenly in the entire capitol complex. Most of our computers are on battery back-ups, including mine. The battery back-up, however, seems to be a bit old and run down, since it died after about three minutes. Good thing it was close to lunchtime!

Oh, and head over to Another Hot Oklahoma Night to see an update from yours truly about the happenings on the Rock and Roll exhibit scene. Woohoo!

Monday, March 2, 2009

Quote of the Day

I don't do this too often, but today's Quote of the Day comes courtesy of a text message I received from a coworker on vacation in San Francisco:

"Sean Connery is sitting at the bar about 8 feet away from me! Suck it Trebek!"

Later I received a photo of Sean Connery's backside (well, his back sitting at the bar, not his buttocks) and a text relating that she'd been with him at Alcatraz as well.

Awesome. Suck it Trebek, indeed.

Friday, February 27, 2009

Because Goats are Funny

fail owned pwned pictures
see more pwn and owned pictures

And thus, you can commit the perfect crime. Knock off a bank, turn into a mystical quadriped.